Wezzyde Squirrels Don’t Need a Shelter; Get One Anyway
Gatric Smearoff, 52, forgot a bag of peanuts on his back porch last Wednesday evening. Thursday morning, he awakened to find a couple of squirrels…
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Shareholders Cheer Zok Inc.’s New Hiring Paradigm
Seventh-quarter stocks took a momentary plunge today when Bartholomew Trundle, CEO of ZokCo, Inc., was eaten by an unpaid intern. The incident occurred at Zok…
Natal Annuity Festival Yields Fun for All
The economy took an exciting turn today when the birthday-themed dream of one Simone Gonzales (age 8) collided with the investatorial Teeming Masses on Wainscoting Way….