Privacy Policy

Here at the Narrator-Post, we value your privacy as much as our own. We will never ever ever ever ever ever share your personal information with any of those third party scallawags, not even if they offer us a lot of money. You should see them grovel and beg, the frothy drool staining the fronts of their nice business-casual button-downs, as they desperately flail about, trying to get just the tiniest peek at even a couple of letters of your email address. We like to take videos of this and play them on pizza night.

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